A financial crisis in the Eurozone has been postponed due to the efforts of a gaggle of politicians overcoming the urge to assault one another and instead come up with an incredible plan to stave of immediate default by Greece and potential default by peripheral Europe.

Has anyone read the actual Euro Summit Statement?

  I’ve been in Asia for a year now and I still don’t get the double handed business card pass. When an Asian does business in the UK, I don’t see them in bowler hats and tails with a James Smith cane or umbrella.

  The Occupy Wall Street protestors are dreaming if they think they’ll find any perps in daylight or that signs and slogans are a substitute for garlic, a crucifix, holy water and a sharp wooden stake.

I used to think that banks were a place which kept my money safe. And that they made money lending money out to people who wanted to borrow.